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FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Farms Harvested:	225
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	965308

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9875
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	4903	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	9

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Emeralds Found:	625
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3110	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	6482
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2621	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24