Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • lions3316

    lions3316

    Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sigma Realms

    Sigma Realms

    If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 8793
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block.sqlm.ro

    Block.sqlm.ro
    Block.sqlm.ro

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MONMAN11

    MONMAN11

    Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

    IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Platincreeper

    Platincreeper

    PLATINCREEPER:

    A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

    We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Dragon Eggs Found: 9644
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Traveler

    MC Traveler

    Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

    MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ACSS

    ACSS

    Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Phoenix Network

    Phoenix Network

    Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

    As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

    Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CarreCraft

    CarreCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Durbin Dungeon

    The Durbin Dungeon

    The Durbin Dungeon

    We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

    Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 424552 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craft Networks

    Craft Networks

    Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Potions Brewed: 190

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prometeus

    Prometeus
    Prometheus

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Star Shards Collected: 74
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kaizen Worlds

    Kaizen Worlds

    Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

    Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

    Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ores Mined: 1324 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PurePvP

    PurePvP

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    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8817 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chorus Craft

    Chorus Craft
    Nowadays every other server seems to be a Hypixel Clone… Join us on “mc.choruscraft.net” for a fresh perspective on the classics and unique new game concepts!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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