Crutches Craft SMP 1.20.4 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4531	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

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Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	103

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6879	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Food Court Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Imagine fighting off creepers with magical powers or building your own giant robot to explore the world. Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of anime-inspired fun! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood anime villain looking for friends. So come on, grab your sword and get ready to level up your Minecraft game in the most epic way possible!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!”

Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MasTer Server Faction server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “MasTer Faction Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Liam Payne couldn’t handle it? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that break out into dance parties when you trade with them, and a secret dungeon where you can challenge a boss named Steve-O who tells dad jokes while trying to defeat you. Plus, rumor has it that Liam Payne couldn’t handle the awesomeness and ended up suiciding in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	6402
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MaXXXine (2024) Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding pigs into battle. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon to use as a mode of transportation. But be warned, our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on this epic adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, starting a family is the ultimate goal!

Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.

We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.

So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Wait a second… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s burning questions like why do we have pain receptors for heat in the first place? Join us and explore our world filled with geothermal hot springs that are so rare, they make finding diamonds look like child’s play.

But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, rules this land with her army of husbands. If you can handle the madness, come join us for a wild ride!

Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.

But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!

Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	910	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	898

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8