| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.
Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.
So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon battle in the Nether. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of a virtual boy band. And just like HoloEn, we may be a niche within a niche, but we’re ready to take on the world with our pixelated prowess.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the golden pickaxe, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life. Plus, our virtual concerts are so lit, they make Endermen dance with joy.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft server today and let’s make some gaming magic together!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Are you ready to embark on a journey where the only limit is your imagination? Join us and witness the epic battles in the Land of Chokmah, where players wear special armor and fight in fields like never before. But beware, the Total Assault of Gregorius will test your skills in insane and tormenting ways with blue damage – are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Double the bounties, double the XP, and double the commissions/lessons await you in this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Livin’ on Sweets mini-game where you’ll be living on nothing but sugary goodness!
So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness in this Minecraft SMP like no other. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2924 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.
HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just last week, one of our players logged on to find their entire base had been turned into a giant cake. And the best part? It was actually edible!
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from flying pigs to talking villagers, then look no further. Join us at https://dmpwn.info and prepare for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
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| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 233 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a chance to win limited edition Halloween prizes that will make your friends green with envy. We’ve got Wurm (Perma) banners that will have you slaying dragons in no time.
But wait, there’s more! How about a PriFes event featuring Misogi, Mimi, and Kyoka? It’s like a party in your inventory!
And don’t even get us started on our ongoing events – VH x2, TS.Kyaru/TS.Suzuna UEs, Ultimate Refining, Battlefield of Memories, and so much more!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find Pirate Anna chilling in the shop or stumble upon some master coins that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have 20 pounds of ABS and PVC just waiting to be crafted into the most absurd structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of PVC pipes? Go for it! How about an ABS rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics? The sky’s the limit (literally, because who needs gravity anyway?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced technology, like the A1111 and Forge/reForge Installation Guides that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. Want to train LORAs or learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got you covered.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive models, like EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and PonyDiffusionV6. These are not your average Minecraft skins – they’re next level creations that will make your character stand out in the crowd.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ABS and PVC). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
