Updated October 26, 2024
Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4467 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4467 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building and destroying to your heart’s content. Need a break from family drama? We got you covered, as our server is drama-free (unless you bring it with you, then it’s fair game).
And if you’re looking for some family bonding time, bring your loved ones along for the ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets like a sneaky father-in-law stealing from his own son’s bank account. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course).
So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the rarest diamonds. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players for the title of Minecraft champion. See you there!
Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3776 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4159 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!
Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.
Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.
Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.
So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!
Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.