CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

    ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

    We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

    Coworker Clash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Star Shards Collected: 260
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop

    StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

    Just like the bride who didn’t invite her stepmom to go wedding dress shopping, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions. Will you include your stepmom in your Minecraft adventures, or keep her on the sidelines like a distant relative?

    With crazy family dynamics and unexpected confrontations, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and join the fun – just remember, family drama is always included at no extra charge!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ores Mined: 9305
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • InevitableCraft

    InevitableCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 3865
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyDefenseUS

    CraftyDefenseUS
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Emeralds Found: 8887 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 258 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 105 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 836
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1165 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Potions Brewed: 112 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5711 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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