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Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	886194	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	238

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

metanoia junior high school

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Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2