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Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	354	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	3419	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	598
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2465	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2978
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9460
New Chunks Explored:	728085	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4