| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7944 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 298692 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 460 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 161 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2581 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6086 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 607 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1955 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9942 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 830452 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2158 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9203 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 194 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2816 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 283 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3554 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2748 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8392 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9240 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6994 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 196 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 90 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7361 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6651 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 8999 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 69 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
