Crusallis: Where Pixels Fight for Control of the World 😉

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CRUSALIS Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical Historical
Description	A server focused on recreating history through fun raids, wars, and nation building.
IP Address	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
Community	Victorix – Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server theme?

A: The server has iteration-based themes, with each new iteration featuring new content and a different historical theme.

Q: How long does each iteration last?

A: Each iteration typically lasts around 2 months before a new theme is introduced.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the premium Minecraft IP address crusalis.net and join the Victorix community on Discord.

Q: Can I contribute to building nations and participating in wars?

A: Yes, by joining the server and community, you can actively participate in nation building, raids, and wars to help your faction achieve victory.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AccidentalSodaSipper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	6806	Villages Defended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	1935
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5583	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.