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PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ores Mined:	4397	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	55	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	2278	New Chunks Explored:	961122
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Emeralds Found:	5329	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	698	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	293	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	195	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	538	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ores Mined:	9400	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
New Chunks Explored:	741499	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2