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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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