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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Alien Abductions: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Animals Bred: 145 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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