Crolacy Factions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crops Grown:	9721

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Buildings Constructed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	4061	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7978	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3236	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	968	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	6162	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	109	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	New Chunks Explored:	967024
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Emeralds Found:	3112	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

Players:	95/200	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2950	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3