Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Star Shards Collected: | 152 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.
We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.