Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	56
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	9408
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6415	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	126
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	277
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6999	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	990
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8133
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Star Shards Collected:	276	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	162629
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.