Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	7496	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Towns Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7057	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ores Mined:	6923	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.