Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	283
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5061
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Potions Brewed:	163
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Emeralds Found:	6339	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	8
Emeralds Found:	219	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	3144	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	5191
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.