Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bedstemors Verden

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Bedstemors Verden is a minecraft server that strives to engage the players and make everyone feel at home. Both beginner and experienced minecraft player. I run a semi-vanilla server without any major custom plugins, as I feel that Minecraft’s original vanilla factor makes the game not too complicated and helps promote friendships across the server. There is a survival world where Minecraft “beginner” has the opportunity to get to know the game without being killed by the monster all the time, but you still have to learn to survive, because the hunger is sneaking and the lava is still “hot” if you fall in.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkySoup.EU

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

SkySoup.EU is the Best SkyPvP Server 1.8.X – 1.12.X >>>> SkySoup.EU Join now <<<< Best SKyPvP server coming quickly! > SKYSOUP.EU – SkyPvP < Join quickly NOW! SkySoup is a SkyPvP server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Palau network

Adventure, Survival

Server IP: 15.235.160.199:25696

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WOK

Creative, Economy, Towny

TOWNY – ECONOMY – FLY – BUILDNIGS – PVP – DANK MEMES – xd – plz play – am depressed – WE NEED STAFF –

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ModTownMC

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

This Servers is an SMP server with free fly and PVP arena. You can come and build your empire and even set up a shop to sell items. Forum at https://modtownmc.enjin.com/ Ranks available at buy.ModTownMC.org SPECIAL ADDITIONS to be added at later dates. Youtube and Twitch Ranks Available via application process.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crazymc

247, 4Fun, Arena Pvp

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Who are we?

CrazyMC is India’s Best Minecraft Server

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal

And more gamemodes coming soon!

(HAHA NETWORK is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: CRAZY.MC-JOIN.COM

◆ Bedrock Port: 19133

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

vanilla Isles

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This is a 100% Vanilla Minecraft server bringing you back to the roots of the game and thats to play with friends and experience the community.

Rules: * No Griefing *No Stealing *Don’t be too much of a dick(though we value freedom of speech) *Use common sense * Have Fun

(Just because the rule isn’t listed doesn’t mean you cant get banned for doing something you know is wrong)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Acemc

Box, Cracked, Custom Coded, Discord, Giveaways, PvP, Vote, Vote Rewards

Are you tired finding a premium well coded boxpvp server? here you are in the right place, We have custom mines, armors, weapons with Ability’s and much more! What are you waiting for? We are completely free and non pay to win! Join Now

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GalaxiaNetwork

Mini Games

Welcome to Galaxia! We are a fun community and are looking for more players like you!! We are excited to grow our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Buildings Constructed:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Balkancraft

Auction, Crates, Economy, PvP, Shop, Survival

INFORMATION SERVER

Hello, I think you are new to our server. You probably need help, here’s how I’ll help you. I’m BalkanCraft, the founder of this minecraft server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NightShadePvP

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

NightShadePvP is owned by BL0K, MLLAN, and CarterAimz_.

Here at NightShadePvP, we strive to make the best PvP experience for our players. This means that our development team and build team is hard at work while our staff team and administration are doing their jobs. Our AntiCheat is up to date with the latest detection methods, and our machine has all the latest software. We routinely improve our knockback and hit detection to ensure that our players are getting the best experience possible. Our DDOS protection is the best out there and most players get optimal ping to our servers. So, want to learn more?

Here is a basic rundown of all of our gamemodes:

Practice – This practice server is completely custom coded by the NightShadePvP development team and has an amazing variety of kits. There is also party matches, splits, and ranked 2v2’s so players never get bored!

UHC – Our UHC server is also custom coded and is advertised on Reddit. We usually get over 90 players in our UHC’s.

What are you waiting for! play.nightshadepvp.com!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CubeAdventureNetwork

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Towny

CubeAdventureNetwork Towny Swedish minecraft server with Jobs/minigames and a lot more things =) We hope to see you in there so you can make a difference they add lots of fun stuff =)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creative oracle

Anarchy, Modded, Multiplayer Survival

A modded survival server on version 1.20.1 centered around the mods Origins CreateMod Terralith and Applied Energetics.

Full modpack can be found here : https://mega.nz/file/uPA1DTrR#eaJZojjPHpyjobM4xqtCqMoM_MswNXT0NN18Q8ntoqY

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BLOCKY Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

BLOCKY Survival is aimed at mature players although we are well aware of the various ages that play the game and all ages are welcome to come and play.

Various plugins included like: GriefPrevention, jobs, mcMMO, shops, crates etc.

Come join us and have fun, make new friends and… survive!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nova Bloc

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

French-speaking Minecraft server. Evolutionary game mode. Everything is progressing on Nova Bloc. Both on the server side and on the player side. Here you will have the chance to explore the limits of what Minecraft has to offer. Your only limits will be your know-how and your imagination. Rewards System. Over time and achievements you will obtain Tokens which you can then exchange for various advantages. Additional Residences, Life Insurance, Area Protection… And much more! Residences and Protected Area. Start the game with a residence that you can easily set with the /sethome command. Obtain additional residences at a cost of 50 Tokens each. Obtain a protected area of 16 X 16 X 255 (CHUNK) for 100 Tokens… Unique Gaming Experience. But enough blabla, come join us!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.