Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	New Chunks Explored:	844109
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
New Chunks Explored:	15986	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
New Chunks Explored:	702076	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	74
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4989	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.