Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY