Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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