CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9759	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	59

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3263
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BachTripBillsB4Brides

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

100 million euros, 100mil, additional, aid, assistance package, charitable contribution, Crisis, donation, eastern europe, emergency funding, EURO, Europe, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, germany, humanitarian, international aid, pledges, relief efforts, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, winter aid, wintercraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pitaya Flower Power – HpFBH3

characterization, dragon fruit, flower, flower formation, flowering pathways, gene expression, genetic engineering, genetic improvement, genetic research, HpFBH3, HpFBHs, Molecular biology, pitahaya, pitaya, plant biology, plant genetics, positive regulators, power, study, systematic, target genes

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a flower formation master in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got HpFBH3 and all da other HpFBHs ready to make ur pitaya look AMAZING! join now and become a pitaya pro, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be a flower formation guru in minecraft, amirite? let’s get bloomin’!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Taxed in Ohio Minecraft Server

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Tired of getting fanum taxed in Ohio? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the IRS! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own tax-free utopia and never worry about being fanum taxed again.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Join us and witness the chaos as these mutant pigs battle it out with giant chickens for control of the server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kino Soundtracks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame music? Well, look no further because our SMP has one of the most epic soundtracks of all time! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly “Eye of the Tiger” starts playing, giving you the ultimate motivation to keep digging. And when you’re in a heated PvP battle, “Let It Go” from Frozen comes on, throwing off your opponent with its unexpectedness. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic soundtrack on any other server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild ride of epic music, chicken armies, and endless adventures!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TimeTravelerRegrets – Minecraft SMP

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If I could go back in time, I would totally join this Minecraft SMP sooner! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was wandering around the server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. I thought I hit the jackpot, but little did I know, it was actually a trap set by the owner to test my skills. Long story short, I ended up fighting a horde of angry zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. It was chaotic, but also hilarious. So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and make memories that will last a lifetime, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VillainVibesMC

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Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on those boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and mischief? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all aspiring villains! Join us and unleash your inner evil genius as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. From stealing diamonds to setting traps, the possibilities for villainy are endless. So come on over and join us, because on this server, being bad has never been so good!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3