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Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCraft24HrLife

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

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so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	127
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BachTripBillsB4Brides

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pitaya Flower Power – HpFBH3

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so like, u know how u always wanted to be a flower formation master in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got HpFBH3 and all da other HpFBHs ready to make ur pitaya look AMAZING! join now and become a pitaya pro, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be a flower formation guru in minecraft, amirite? let’s get bloomin’!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Taxed in Ohio Minecraft Server

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Tired of getting fanum taxed in Ohio? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the IRS! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own tax-free utopia and never worry about being fanum taxed again.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Join us and witness the chaos as these mutant pigs battle it out with giant chickens for control of the server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kino Soundtracks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame music? Well, look no further because our SMP has one of the most epic soundtracks of all time! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly “Eye of the Tiger” starts playing, giving you the ultimate motivation to keep digging. And when you’re in a heated PvP battle, “Let It Go” from Frozen comes on, throwing off your opponent with its unexpectedness. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic soundtrack on any other server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild ride of epic music, chicken armies, and endless adventures!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	590055	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TimeTravelerRegrets – Minecraft SMP

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If I could go back in time, I would totally join this Minecraft SMP sooner! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was wandering around the server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. I thought I hit the jackpot, but little did I know, it was actually a trap set by the owner to test my skills. Long story short, I ended up fighting a horde of angry zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. It was chaotic, but also hilarious. So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and make memories that will last a lifetime, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VillainVibesMC

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Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on those boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and mischief? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all aspiring villains! Join us and unleash your inner evil genius as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. From stealing diamonds to setting traps, the possibilities for villainy are endless. So come on over and join us, because on this server, being bad has never been so good!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🦊WetNose | Season 1 | 1.20.1-1.21🦊 Minecraft server

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To enter the server you need to submit an application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EBzbPXDEjp

The server is available from version 1.20.1 to version 1.21

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CyberCraft: Where we use our sticks to build, not hit each other! Join our exclusive club today!

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimum plugins for a Vanilla feel
Player Type	Streamers, hardcore gamers, casual gamers
Season	4th season of CyberCraft SMP
Server Start Date	Friday, the 28th (upcoming)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the CyberCraft Server?

A: Join the Discord server linked above and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.

Q: What type of players are welcome on CyberCraft Server?

A: Streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on the server.

Q: How often should I play on the server?

A: We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Q: Is the server starting soon?

A: The goal is to start on Friday, the 28th, so hurry up and join!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3