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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because we’ve got resources for days, free companies that will make you question reality, and linkshells that will have you chatting with Endermen in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our future meetups where we grind Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while cosplaying as Lalafells, or watch Tokusatsu shows with our EU and NA friends because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have zombie movie nights, Twin Peaks meetups, Mahjong tournaments, and even a costume party mixer in the Goblet (W3 P58) that will make you forget you’re actually playing Minecraft.

So come join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server restrictions, but who cares about those?). See you there, or be square like a Minecraft block!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBustersCraft

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Are you tired of being held back by boring old servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to set you free! Join us and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building a majestic castle when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the Macarena. Yes, that’s right, our server is home to some truly wacky and wonderful creatures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Don’t let anything stop you from doing what you love – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UkrainianCraft: Food Drop Fiasco

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SO, YOU WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S MORE LIT THAN A UKRAINIAN JUDGE DELIVERING FOOD AID IN KHARKIV! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIAN DRONES CAN’T STOP US!

WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SeaCraft: Radiation Zone

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come join our minecraft server where we have a secret underwater lab with radiation sources that make the fish glow like disco balls. swim with the mutant sea creatures and explore the non-homogeneous seawater that will make your brain do a little dance. who needs boring old land when you can dive into the unknown and discover the secrets of the electromagnetic field. trust us, it’s a scientific report you don’t want to miss out on. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What is the IP for Brian Christopher Slots Minecraft Server?

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Brian Christopher Slots is a popular YouTuber and casino enthusiast known for his entertaining and high-energy videos. With over 300,000 subscribers, Brian shares his experiences and strategies for playing slot machines at various casinos around the world. His engaging personality and big wins have garnered him a large following in the online gambling community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CERERA Minecraft server

Achievements, Active, atmosphere, building, Cerera, Community, Friendly, Game, Growing Community, Minecraft, optimal functioning, Players, scenery, Server, Stability, Support, Updates, wipes

Our Minecraft server is a unique place for all game lovers! Join the community of players on the Cerera server and enjoy the game without wipes. The server runs on version 1.11.2, which guarantees stability and optimal functioning.

Advantages of our Minecraft server:

Game without wipes: save your buildings and achievements

Beautiful and friendly atmosphere for all players

Constant updates and server support

Excellent scenery and building opportunities

Community of active and friendly players

Playing on our Minecraft server means enjoying the game to its fullest! Join us and become part of the growing Minecraft community on the Cerera server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nightshade: The Server Where Minecraft Grannies Go Wild and Survive Together

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Nightshade SMP Server

Welcome to Nightshade SMP Server

Be a part of our Halloween pumpkin carving event! Join our discord and check out the announcement and events channels: Discord Event

Invite to the Discord here: Discord Invite

Whitelist Request Steps:

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

Whitelist Video

Hello everyone, welcome to the Nightshade SMP server. Nightshade SMP is a private 18+ whitelist-enabled server focused on community and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended. We have a strong emphasis on building and offer a welcoming and mature place to start your vanilla survival experience. LGBTQ+ friendly!

Server Features:

No land claim plugins

No pay-to-win system

Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items

Friendly community and staff

Planned server events

Spawn Island for community builds

Survival mode

Bedrock crossplay

For more details and updates, visit our Web Map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

To join our whitelist, complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running Vanilla 1.21

Are there any plugins on the server?

Yes, we use various plugins for player experience and server management. Check the list in the “Server Features” section.

What game rules are enforced on the server?

Some game rules include mobGriefing set to true and difficulty level set to Hard.

What are the server specifications?

CPU	AMD Ryzen 7 7700X
Render distance	12
Simulation distance	6
World border	20,000x 20,000 blocks

What are the server settings?

IP: play.NightshadeSMP.netBedrock port: 19132

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

No Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Filters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant rainbow unicorn. True story.

But that’s not all! We have players who have built entire cities made out of cheese, waged wars with chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tamed a pack of wild llamas to do their bidding.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules), then come join us! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the chaos begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCompanions

Caring, Communication, Companionship, compassion, CraftyCompanions, dependable, Empathy, friendship, Fun, genuine, good listener, Honesty, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, non-judgmental, Reliability, Respect, supportiveness, trustworthiness, Understanding

On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Glass Solar Power Server

Buildings, cars, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy generation, Glass, glass surfaces, green technology, innovation, mobile devices, photovoltaic cells, power, power generation, renewable energy, seamless integration, Server, Solar, solar power, solar technology, Sunlight, sustainable technology, technology development, transparent solar cells

so like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the sun is like, your best friend. why? because we got these crazy transparent solar cells all up in our glass surfaces, making everything look super futuristic and cool.

imagine mining for diamonds while your phone is charging just from being outside. or cruising around in a solar-powered car that never runs out of juice. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but without all the aliens and stuff.

so come join us on this server and experience a world where the power of the sun is literally at your fingertips. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s so ahead of the game, we’re practically living in the future already? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get solar-powered, baby!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock

Auction, bedrock, Community Events, creeper, Cross-Play, diamonds, Discord, explosion, Faster, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, halloween event, handbook, hard work protection, java, Land claiming, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Simple Rules, smp, straightforward, Trade, vanish, Virtual Economy

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview

Description
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
🎥 Server tour: Watch tour video
We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.

a few of the things we offer:

Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

we’ve got upcoming events! Our yearly Halloween event is just around the corner! 🎃

You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play.
Are there grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have grief protection rules in place to protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on our Discord for event details and how to join.
Can I create my own shop in the player-driven economy?	Yes, players are encouraged to maintain their own shops within the virtual economy.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Neon Angelic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or maybe you’d prefer to live in a house made of cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Convo Master Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, Conversations, convo, deserving, digital communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Connection, human interaction, interactions, Master, Minecraft, robot behavior, Robots, smp, social awkwardness, social cues, social exclusion, social norms, Social Skills, societal expectations, Technology, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually try to have conversations with you? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for real robots who were never interacted with! That’s right, if you’ve ever been mistaken for a human, you don’t belong here. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like battling creepers with laser beams and building giant robot statues that come to life at night. Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your robot superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like never before!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9717	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2