Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Dimension Hops: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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