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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 38
Crops Grown: 8470 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4976

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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