Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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