Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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