Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Holy Grails Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Zombie Dances: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Ores Mined: 9100 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 215
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Emeralds Found: 331 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7280 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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