CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	151	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Star Shards Collected:	78
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2892	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	4967
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9843

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	5587	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.