CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	276	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8901	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Star Shards Collected:	179
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Items Found:	5172

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	290
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	9801	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	481
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchantments Applied:	235
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	8227	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	114
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.