CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	3412	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	4744

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	992
Void Gems Collected:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.