CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6979

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	5591

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6022	Mines Excavated:	3547
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9245
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	53
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	7099
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	New Chunks Explored:	507777
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5911	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6403
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.