CringeCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Star Shards Collected:	133
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8590	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7021	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	7377	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	2487
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	3912

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	151
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	5654

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	1776
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4610
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Star Shards Collected:	150
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷