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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6794 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9286 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
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