Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Dimension Hops: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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