CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	7840	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3440
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Animals Bred:	113	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	782	Buildings Constructed:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	624
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Emeralds Found:	6549	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8661	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.