CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	406360	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	5073
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	2699	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	124646	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4673	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	2529
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Zombie Dances:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Potions Brewed:	130	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!