CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Mines Excavated:	3717	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Towns Built:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	6408
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1680	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.