CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8650	Magic Items Found:	3666
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	2611
New Chunks Explored:	150922	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6456	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	8688	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8881	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5767	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1036	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.