CrimeanCraft: ATACMS Barrage | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crops Grown:	3266	Divine Spears Created:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Jew Crew

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1001	Farms Harvested:	426
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2496	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2517	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

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Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Chapter 148 – Game Over, Cleared!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Potions Brewed:	171
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4