Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested: 896 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Creepers Past My Bedtime

    Creepers Past My Bedtime
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

    Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

    Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition
    Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

    Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 New Chunks Explored: 193716

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

    Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

    Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

    So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

    Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

    FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!
    Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

    Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

    But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

    MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

    BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server
    “Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Boner Brigade

    Blocky Boner Brigade
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Dimension Hops: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

    South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

    Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout
    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

    Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Crops Grown: 9696 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade
    Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

    So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Star Shards Collected: 134
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5655 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

    MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

    Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

    Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

    So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

    Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!
    Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1296 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

    Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!
    Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Emeralds Found: 2071
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

    Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Farms Harvested: 527
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9059 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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