CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4076
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Dragon Eggs Found:	7899	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	544	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	172	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Animals Bred:	200

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	160	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	821
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	8191
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	4086

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.