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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6637 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!