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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3586 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
New Chunks Explored: | 798183 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!