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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 479 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!