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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5572 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!