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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7589 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!