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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2808 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 160 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!